Droolers Anonymous 12-Steps
unBEHRablycute is the resident therapist for the Craxy Dreamateers and has
thoughtfully provided the following 12 step program to help all Dreamers deal with SH Dreamgirl Haxe.
If you have already come forward to admit to Dreamgirl Haxe and/or Max/Liz and JB 'shipping
or have not yet admitted it to yourself or other Dreamers, you should delve into the possibilities
of what all Dreamers need to do.
D.A. 12 Steps
- Step 1: "We admitted we were powerless over Max/Liz 'shipping and Jason in particular - that our lives had become unmanageable."
- Step 2: "Came to believe that a Power Source greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity (and a very humdrum, boring existence)."
- Step 3: "Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of
Jason/Max as we understood him."
- Step 4: "Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves (how
boring is that?) and the DDD."
- Step 5: "Admitted to Jason/Max, to ourselves and to another dreamer the
exact nature of our Dreamer Haxe."
- Step 6: "Were entirely ready to have Jason/Max heal all these defects of
character and any strawBEHRry marks at the touch of his hand, should we be
so lucky to experience HPs with him."
- Step 7: "Humbly asked Jason/Max to remove our shortcomings and our clothes during HPs."
- Step 8: "Made a list of all persons (e.g., the actors, the characters,
Roshubbys, Rosboyfriends, Roschildren and other family members, friends and
acquaintances) we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them
- Step 9: "Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, exept when to
do so would injure them or others or prohibit HPs with Jason/Max."
- Step 10: "Continued to make personal inventory and when we experienced
Dreamer's Haxe promptly admitted it."
- Step 11: "Sought through prayer, meditation, repeated viewing of coveted
Roswell episodes and continued sharing with fellow dreamers to improve our
conscious contact with Jason/Max as we understood him, praying only for
knowledge of his will and desire for us and the power to carry that out."
- Step 12: "Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps and HPs
with Jason/Max, we tried to carry this message to dreamers, and to practice
these principles in all our affairs.
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